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Other - <p>NolanDon't get smart with me.<br>I'm always smart :)<br>Yeah, Whatever floats your boat sweetheart...<br>You know what really floats my boat? ;)<br>What's that? ;)<br>Water. </p>

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Other - <p>FriendI just poured milk into the washing machine. Sometimes I think I'm an idiot.<br>Oh I do that all the time.<br>What? Put your milk into the washing machine?<br>No think you are an idiot. </p>

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Dirty Text Messages - <p>Babe(:<br>Can i Slytherin to your bed ?(;<br>Well one night with me & they'll be calling you MOANING myrtle ;)<br>Well my name may not be Luna but i sure do Lovegood (;<br>Babe, i'd like to get my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets (;<br>Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (;<br>Well, you know Hagrid's not the only giant on campus ;D<br></p>

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Other - <p>Scary StufI hid the body. What's next boss?<br>Go to Main Street, your pay is behind the nearest burger restaurant. Look behind the third trashcan.<br>.........OH MY GOD. This was supposed to be a joke!<br>Oh sh**!</p>

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