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Poetry Text Messages - <p><p><strong>BF:{</strong></p>
<p>I love you most!No, I love you most, and here's a little poem to prove it...Charmanders are red.</p>
<p>Squirtles are blue.</p>
<p>IF you were a pokemon, I'd Choose you.</p>
<p>Your smile is stronger that a Hyperbeam.</p>
<p>Like Jesse and James, We'd make theperfect team.</p>
<p>Ill stay by your side like Pikachu and ash, and ill love you more than a Level 80 rapidash.</p>
<p>You're more legendary than a zapados, entei or mew.</p>
<p>But out of all 450.</p>
<p>I choose youOmg, marry me?</p></p>

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Awkward Parents - <p> MomMom, I got an A on my test!<br>Wtf!<br>Mom...wtf doesn't mean well that's fantastic.<br>I know. Wtf...you're an idiot, how'd you get an A?</p>

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Other - <p>MattDude, you were sooooo drunk last night <br>Awesome :D what happened?<br>You walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest...<br>Intense...</p>

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Other - <p>Lauren! Knock Knock!<br>who's there?<br>Daisy! <br>...daisy who...?<br>DAISY ME ROLLIN. DEY HATIN. PATROLLIN DEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY<br>this is why we are best friends! <3 </p>